Like I said, you wouldn’t want to ‘lose’ anything going off one of the most awesome water slides ever.

You could lose your top and then what? People going crazy, mom’s puttting their hands over their kids eyes, dad’s head bursting from pleasure overload.

Viagra sales skyrocketing. Madness…

It has been called America’s Craziest Water Slide. You can ride the Royal Flush slides for a mere $15 but sadly flights to the Texan adventure will cost you a little bit more.

Check it out, it looks like a lot of fun. Boobies. There, I said it.