Glad you asked!
The report states that the couple, a man who was 55 years old and a women 40, (go old dude!), were skinny dipping in a creek (obviously the man’s idea). When someone stole their clothes. If I was a betting person I would go with a (
friend) former friend as the perpetrator. Even though online accounts are suggesting it was a jilted EX.
But I digress; they decided the best course of action was to steal a lawn mower and then ride it back home– you guessed it— NAKED!
Billy Bob really does love Charlene…
Source: New York Post