STARKVILLE, MS—According to multiple eyewitnesses, a lone Christian studying the Bible at his local Starbucks nervously checked his watch Thursday morning, waiting for his Christian friend to arrive so Jesus Christ could arrive and be there in their midst. The man, Alex Jameson, sat sipping his iced coffee drink for over an hour as he watched out the window, shaking his head in frustration as his Bible study partner failed to show up, ensuring Christ would not be in their midst that day.
“I mean, I do have His Word here in front of me, and even Christ Himself indwelling me,” Jameson told another patron as he nibbled on his fingernails, clearly agitated that two or three Christians weren’t there and thus neither was Jesus. “But Christ only promised to truly arrive in our midst when we have two or three gathered.”
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